Mason Hastie

• @manaboutcowtown just sent me to http://www.sketchysantas.com. Nightmare inducing.

Dec 15th

RT @LondonDrugs: The first 10 people to retweet this will get a free 250g tin of @illycaffe from...

Dec 14th

Didn’t eat breakfast, forgot to bring lunch, and the co-worker I go to lunch with is gone on...

Dec 14th

Beachball beachball beachball beachball beachball beachball force quit cry.

Dec 14th

Cormac McCarthy wrote this book about my walk to work this morning, but he got the amount of baby...

Dec 14th

Been at work 15 minutes and Indesign is already bending me over. Thanks Adobe!

Dec 14th

Both @tweetie 1 and @tweetdeck on iPhone only display my first 500 followers. Is this fixed in...

Dec 14th

Check out my latest game of Icon Garden! http://twitpic.com/tgspp (http://rampchamp.com/)

Dec 14th

These Old Navy commercials are ruining The Fuccons for me.

Dec 14th

RT @claytoncubitt: In a Photoshop world perfection is expected. If you allow imperfections to exist...

Dec 14th

For the record, you mention reiki once as doing anything but emptying wallets and everything else...

Dec 14th

This picture makes me feel inordinately happy. http://bit.ly/8lGT7O (Thanks @chompson)

Dec 14th

Weird. Link I posted to Wikipedia changed content completely from the time I linked, to now. Deleted...

Dec 14th

I absolutely love this image of Berlusconi’s messed up face. http://bit.ly/79eMX6

Dec 14th

Buttons. http://mtile.us/myownbiggestfan/12-13-2009

Dec 14th

I’ve never had a Pink Gin, but now that I’ve read about it, I’m dying to try one....

Dec 14th

RT @splorp: Challenger. http://mtile.us/splorp/12-13-2009

Dec 14th

myownbiggestfan's Dec 13 2009 Momentile

Dec 14th

•@ebertchicago’s Avatar has changed my mind. I actually want to see it now.

Dec 13th

I meant @ebertchicago’s Avatar *review*. But I’m sure you figured that out.

Dec 13th

Oh, I had some grumpy tweets last night! Doesn’t seem so bad today. Buck up Drunk-Mason,...

Dec 13th

And the girl I prematurely fell in love with is talking with a snowboarder douchebag. Fucking fuck.

Dec 13th

And again. http://twitpic.com/tbx4h

Dec 13th

More party. http://twitpic.com/tbyc4

Dec 13th

Aaaaaan I’m home. Eff this EFFING business. Hope you all had a better last part of a night out...

Dec 13th

Party AGAIN. http://twitpic.com/tbx00

Dec 13th

Party! http://twitpic.com/tbfnu

Dec 13th

<•>+<•> …Its an owl!

Dec 12th

Scrab hand. http://mtile.us/myownbiggestfan/12-11-2009

Dec 12th

myownbiggestfan's Dec 11 2009 Momentile

Dec 12th

Picking out tonight’s #monm selection.

Dec 12th

Analogous has no excuse for being pronounced with a hard G.

Dec 12th

I’m suddenly getting loads of emails and texts and DMs from ladies. Most aren’t...

Dec 12th

$32 for a shirt that looks like it was printed at Walmart? Get effed @turntablelab...

Dec 12th

RT @serafinowicz: What is the “e” in e-mail short for? #PSQA “envelopeless”...

Dec 12th

Now suddenly any women I’m interested in, but think I just said I’m not, will stop...

Dec 12th

OH “It’s hard to ignore someone that’s not talking to you.”

Dec 12th

RT @moleskine: We are loving the Moleskine Bauhaus notebooks so much, we’re giving some away!...

Dec 12th

RT @Remiel: Here we go AGAIN! Just retweet the phrase: “Follow @Remiel to win a FREE ball...

Dec 11th

RT @tiptaptip: @squidpod In-FORMER! dfhdhgfdlgkl;h;gkghjghklgjfd;hldfhjh;flh Chicky-boom-boom-pow.

Dec 11th

Making a Yacht Rock/Dad Rock playlist to play in the office. I am now soliciting recommendations for...

Dec 11th

Yacht Rock @grooveshark playlist has been updated with your suggestions. Let the mellow wash over...

Dec 11th

Yacht Rock @grooveshark playlist is live. http://bit.ly/733cAK @ message me requests and refresh for...

Dec 11th

It’s Friday. Shouldn’t you people be Tweeting a whole lot more?

Dec 11th

Is it whisky o’clock yet?

Dec 11th

Cocaine’s a hell of a drug. http://tinyurl.com/5k3uqd

Dec 11th

•@massppvtraffic1 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

Dec 11th

What is this effing alien on the cover of @NMEmagazine? http://twitpic.com/t1de8 Holy crap, I...

Dec 11th

You’ve got to be shitting me. Harper/Conservative govt ban Greenpeace Logo...

Dec 11th

Ten O’clock Tuna Melt.

Dec 11th

RT @dysolution: Who left the Pogs out?

Dec 11th

NEW BLOG POST: MONM12 Rachel’s: Handwriting http://bit.ly/91reht #monm

Dec 11th

Thanks for the head’sup @chompson. http://www.blakroc.com/

Dec 11th

just loved Ellie Goulding - Under The Sheets (Baby Monster Remix) http://awe.sm/24WPB on @hypem

Dec 11th

Email has become much more intimate since it went from being a ding from my computer to being a...

Dec 11th

MONM12 Rachel’s: Handwriting

Dec 11th

Follow @newlywedsontjob but read the early tweets first so you know what the prank is. So funny.

Dec 11th

Prettiest USB hub. http://www.flight001.com/usb-hub-snake.html

Dec 11th

RT @BuroDestruct: ☠ The most dishonorable death of a housewife http://bit.ly/6W5xIo #sad

Dec 11th

RT @H_FJ: http://bklynlarder.com/ LARDER gets its New York flavor from Gotham and the tangy Delancey...

Dec 10th

gee, do you think @backlinksfree is a spammer?

Dec 10th

Really iTunes, are you accessing the iTunes Store? Really? Tell me again about you accessing the...

Dec 10th

RT @mia_matsumiya: http://twitpic.com/svslm - Sometimes, my people baffle me.

Dec 10th

Not my love letter. http://mtile.us/myownbiggestfan/12-09-2009

Dec 10th

Love love love this album cover. http://bit.ly/7qJjGr

Dec 10th

RT @tiptaptip: Live show in a a little over an hour. @kallenlaw isn’t here yet. Possibly dead...

Dec 10th

NEW BLOG POST: MONM11 Howard Jones: Human’s Lib http://bit.ly/6mo6PZ

Dec 10th

MONM11 Howard Jones: Human’s Lib

Dec 10th

myownbiggestfan's Dec 09 2009 Momentile

Dec 10th

RT @manaboutcowtown: I’m a bitch I’m a liar I’m a chicken for the fryer. I’m...

Dec 10th

I have received all my Tiger news through second hand Twitter and Taiwanese news reports....

Dec 10th

Alert! New Wok Box favourite: Thai Red Curry. THAI RED CURRY.

Dec 10th

RT @andyrutledge: Fear is a good motivator …from within. If mandated from without, response to...

Dec 10th

RT @NeonIndian: oh school of record-obsessed, collegiate mod women, where hast thou gone?! Are you...

Dec 10th

Love that I’m the go-to guy for photoshoot booze that needs to be drank.

Dec 10th

RT @lydyzze: RT: @djkelly: If you’re interested in having a #yycnuitblanche please add your...

Dec 9th

I can’t believe all the positive feedback I’m getting on my barely-literate blog...

Dec 9th

“Off off off with your head. Dance dance dance ‘till you’re dead.”

Dec 9th

RT @manaboutcowtown: @myownbiggestfan I have new name for your icon- Katherine Hepburn squared

Dec 9th

RT @kevinshahinian: possible titles for Tiger Woods’ biography: “The 19th Hole,”...

Dec 9th

Hey, did you punks know I did TWO blog entries last night? Go read them. http://myownbiggestfan.org

Dec 9th

ANOTHER BLOG POST: MONM10 Malcolm McLaren: Fans http://bit.ly/8NEx9U (a decent album to wash that...

Dec 9th

Because we’re the good guys. Yes. And we’re carrying the fire. And we’re carrying...

Dec 9th

MONM10 Malcolm McLaren: Fans

Dec 9th

Listening to what I hope will be the worst of my #monm selections. This will be a brief blog entry.

Dec 9th

NEW BLOG POST: MONM9 Animotion: The Language of Attraction http://bit.ly/8fnOKm I hope this is the...

Dec 9th

MONM9 Animotion: The Language of Attraction

Dec 9th

This is d.i.y. http://mtile.us/myownbiggestfan/12-08-2009

Dec 9th

My nomination for most overused word this year is “Fail”. It now annoys me even when...

Dec 9th

I just had an eggnog latte delivered to me. I now feel the yule tide washing down my throat.

Dec 9th

Thank-you Mr. Hamilton, for sending me this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZrq0YHt3zM...

Dec 8th

Still They Hate You, You’re A Vegetable, You’re Just A Buffet, You’re A Vegetable,...

Dec 8th

Rock me Dr. Zaius!

Dec 8th

RT @nerdski: Helvetica Arabic http://bit.ly/6Z07Cc

Dec 8th

Hell hath doth frozen over. I wholeheartedly agree with a Calgary Sun opinion piece....

Dec 8th

When @istockhelp photographers have an outline path on their isolated photos it makes me want to...

Dec 8th

Experimenting with setting my alarm an hour earlier. I predict disasterous results. There may be...

Dec 8th

myownbiggestfan's Dec 08 2009 Momentile

Dec 8th

• @LinkedInQueen http://www.socialmediadouchebag.net/

Dec 8th

So glad I downloaded the last couple episodes of Dollhouse, despite the inevitable unsatisfying end.

Dec 8th

Sweet. http://mtile.us/myownbiggestfan/12-08-2009

Dec 8th

MONM8 Jake Mandel: Quondam Current

Dec 8th

NEW BLOG POST: MONM7 Jake Mandel: Quondam Current http://bit.ly/7L7RhL [@wintr, I think you’d...

Dec 8th

Apparently some part of me thinks somebody is going to read 540 words of my self indulgent schlock....

Dec 8th

UPDATED BLOG POST: MONM8 Jake Mandel: Quondam http://bit.ly/6aTATo NEW LINK because I’m an...

Dec 8th

RT @imtheriot: #YYC - be nice to your bus drivers! Yes, it is very cold out - but the city...

Dec 8th

Has @twitter broken @daringfireball’s links for everybody, or just me?

Dec 8th

There hasn’t been an update on #dryingpapertowel in over 20 minutes. I’m beginning to...

Dec 7th

Dear co-workers: Just because I’m blaring “I’m Coming Out” by Diana Ross...

Dec 7th

Hey, @manaboucowtown. Cool it with the xmas carols or there will be fisticuffs.

Dec 7th

Ahhh… the sharp pain of toes unthawing. I feel like I’m getting a pedicure from a cheese...

Dec 7th

Quoting @katieeer regarding “Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth: “It’s just such a...

Dec 7th

RT @ProChoiceGal: The Salvation Army takes an official anti-woman and anti-gay stance. I’m...

Dec 7th

I love the portrait that goes along with this article on Blackwater. http://bit.ly/63i0hy

Dec 7th

Remember when we all looked forward to watching Mad Men on Sunday nights? Yeah, good times. *sigh*

Dec 7th

RT @TodayTomorrow: quite a funny idea for a fashion spread by Steven Meisel http://bit.ly/5eCaqm

Dec 7th

NEW BLOG POST: MONM7 Stevie Wonder’s Journey Through the Secret Life of Plants http://bit.ly/6skaSs...

Dec 7th

Every day I look at the world from my window, chilly, chilly is the evening time, Waterloo...

Dec 7th

MONM7 Stevie Wonder’s Journey Through the...

Dec 7th

Oh, you know, just whipping up a FLORENTINE SPINACH BREAKFAST BAGEL. Yes.

Dec 6th

Lessons learned from breakfast bagel. Next time: pine nuts, old cheddar, squeeze of lemon.

Dec 6th

This is me, being awesome. http://twitpic.com/sfr08

Dec 6th

RT @theresa_lauren: Oh, snow. You’re the prettiest thing I hate so fucking much.

Dec 6th

RT @ebertchicago: HuffPost hits new low: http://bit.ly/7Q5Uov

Dec 6th

RT @ebertchicago: HuffPost hits new low: http://bit.ly/7Q5Uov

Dec 6th

In case you were sleeping: NEW BLOG POST: MONM6 Percy Faith and his Orchestra: Malaguena...

Dec 6th

The @cityofcalgary Twitter feed is a joke. #yyc http://twitpic.com/sf94d

Dec 6th

NEW BLOG POST: MONM6 Percy Faith and his Orchestra: Malaguena http://bit.ly/6WsoUq #monm

Dec 6th

A final curse, Abandoned hearse, We ride disowned, Corroded to the bone.

Dec 6th

MONM6 Percy Faith and his Orchestra:...

Dec 6th

RT @Dawnesaurus: The “chicktine”is ready. Chicken stuffed with poutine wrapped in bacon!...

Dec 6th

I reek of smoke. I do not smoke. Second shower in 6 hours.

Dec 6th

Ok, @chompson. @phyllisstein just RT’d @printartist from Edmonton. You need to find and friend...

Dec 6th

Oh, not much, just having a “half way to Eurovision” party at @tiptaptip’s place.

Dec 6th

When I eventually own a condo, these will be installed:...

Dec 6th

RT @andrewmcintyre: RT @donnamct RT @Prairies RT @kennychan http://twitpic.com/sbp3m #yyc

Dec 6th

Another thing I’ve noticed: My blog entries feel like they are written in 140 character...

Dec 6th

Working on a complex logo. Beginning to realize that my lack of drawing practice is a real handicap....

Dec 6th

Perfect hi-fi setup. http://twitpic.com/saqql

Dec 6th

NEW BLOG POST: MONM5 The Who: Quadrophenia http://bit.ly/5ZjUef

Dec 6th

MONM5 The Who: Quadrophenia

Dec 6th

Listening to Quadrophenia for #monm. Something tells me my blog entry will be lacking in comparison...

Dec 5th

important Question: is it ok to run CLR through an espresso machine? @dawnesaurus, do you know?

Dec 5th

RT @darylcognito: RT @scarboroughdude: Listened to 2 more back to back episodes of @tiptaptip -...

Dec 5th

William S. Burroughs likes his weapons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sau6ReT1Ti4 (but he...

Dec 5th

I guess vermouth in espresso isn’t really a thing, but I did find this wonderful recipe:...

Dec 5th

Electric Six at @thebrokencity? That’s a no-brainer. http://tinyurl.com/ycaojt3

Dec 5th

• @Conradaroma It’s a book, it’s from Borders.com.

Dec 5th

RT @Mike_FTW: Best correction EVER printed by a newspaper EVER. http://bit.ly/6wgLyU EVER!

Dec 5th

Stop! espresso time

Dec 5th

NEW BLOG POST- MONM4 The Sonora Pine http://bit.ly/4xKNBo I also explain a little what I’m...

Dec 5th

I have until Sunday to decide if I want this: http://bit.ly/5TsY92

Dec 5th

MONM4 — The Sonora Pine: self titled. (also,...

Dec 5th

Yay, snow day! Home by 1.

Dec 4th

This would be the perfect day to stay in and make-out. Hmm. Hello pillow, let’s get to know...

Dec 4th

What’s even better than A snow-day? Being home because of it for Fed-Ex to deliver a surprise...

Dec 4th

RT @tiptaptip: Cloudy with a chance of fuck you #yycweather

Dec 4th

Why are all the clocks in my house wrong? IT IS OBVIOUSLY STILL THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

Dec 4th

MONM3 Moe Koffman: Sorcerer’s Dance

Dec 4th

NEW BLOG POST — MONM3 Moe Koffman: Sorcerer’s Dance http://bit.ly/6w4iOe #monm

Dec 4th

The US plan for winning the Afghan war. http://bit.ly/8tjK3q Seems simple enough.

Dec 4th

10cm of snow overnight. Grrr.

Dec 4th

Put on today’s #monm selection. Moe Koffman: Sorcerer’s Dance

Dec 4th

RT @manaboutcowtown: Well Bob, Tiger sure has found himself with a tough lie here. We’ll have...

Dec 4th

The Wheelchair Rugby pictogram looks more like Competitive Bongo Playing. http://bit.ly/5oKgRB

Dec 4th

#Design peeps in #yyc the @avenuemagazine Design Contest wants your entries. Ignore the glitch,...

Dec 4th

Dealing with a work cock-up of epic proportions. Luckily no 1 person to blame, and not noticeable...

Dec 4th

RT @jessieshmessie: There’s no fact on my Snapple cap; just some plasticy nihilism staring me...

Dec 3rd

When doing a Refer a Friend to @FidoMobile, if the friend is a single lady, she’s out of luck....

Dec 3rd

I love how enthusiastic and confusing I am when I blog drunk. It’s like reading someone...

Dec 3rd

On the bus 30 seconds and a car accident happens right in front of us.

Dec 3rd

So. Much. Piz-za. Put. It. In. My. Face.

Dec 3rd

If the link you posted goes to a Facebook redirect, I just close the window. I don’t have time...

Dec 3rd

Facebook redirects are the AOL email address of the ’10s. It’s a pretty good indicator...

Dec 3rd

In case you missed it. NEW BLOG POST: MONM2 Sammi Smith: The World of Sammi Smith...

Dec 3rd

NEW BLOG POST: MONM2 Sammi Smith: The World of Sammi Smith http://bit.ly/5PeLmj

Dec 3rd

MONM2 Sammi Smith: The World of Sammi Smith

Dec 3rd

RT @matadorrecords: Shearwater are tweeting. Follow ‘em @ShearwaterBand

Dec 3rd

Are bowlers called “keglers” because they exercise their kegles when they bowl?

Dec 3rd

One of our clients just objected to an “wolf in sheep’s clothing” illustration...

Dec 3rd

My second desktop at @simpledesktops has been approved! “Valentine”:...

Dec 3rd

Blasting my delts.

Dec 3rd

RT @claytoncubitt: @sfj No taxation without representation. I think gays should withhold taxes until...

Dec 3rd

RT @sfj: Stars: It appears that two women own popular music this week. One of them is alive. Ben...

Dec 3rd

Wondering if your background will be accepted to @simpledesktops seems a lot like waiting for iPhone...

Dec 2nd

•@stephenathome’s guest tonight is a complete idiot.

Dec 2nd

I follow 565 people. The only ones talking for the past 20 minutes are @kallenlaw and @brunnhofer...

Dec 2nd

MONM1 Cocteau Twins: Head Over Heals

Dec 2nd

NEW BLOG POST: MONM1 Cocteau Twins: Head Over Heals...

Dec 2nd

RT @kallenlaw If we perform living surgery on @doctorow, would we find that his insides are made of...

Dec 2nd

So @ddemarcello sucks at Twitter, but wins at avataring:...

Dec 2nd

His was a strength that couldn’t be defied! http://twitpic.com/rshnf

Dec 2nd

RT @brad_s: RT @nheagy: OMG it worked!! http://tinyurl.com/yhz42ms

Dec 2nd

“I will not die, it’s the world that will end.”

Dec 2nd

“Lookout Weekend” indeed....

Dec 2nd

Almost forgot about the month of new music. Just started the first album: Cocteau Twins: Head Over...

Dec 2nd

RT @Oatmeal: Two antennas on a roof wound up getting married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the...

Dec 2nd

Here’s a detail of the centre of that print. http://twitpic.com/rs0xy

Dec 2nd

Want. So. Bad. http://www.inprnt.com/details/1964/

Dec 2nd

IM SICK OF IT I TELL YOU

Dec 2nd

RT @somebadideas: Chinese news recreates Tiger Woods incident in stunningly awful but awesome CGI,...

Dec 2nd

Northwestern State University is in Louisiana? You just blew my effing mind.

Dec 1st

A crashed hard drive + high caffeine levels = Mason is a bored chatter-bug at work. Sorry...

Dec 1st

RT @EmLaRue: We’re not getting enough dairy products in our diet, says Dairy Farmers of...

Dec 1st

RT @modbird: OMG my friend just sent this to me….too cute…. surprised kitty:...

Dec 1st

Helpful hints for my single lady-friends. http://bit.ly/2fko9d (via @mike_thomas)

Dec 1st

Starting Month of New Music or #monm tonight. Not sure which album, will listen when I get home from...

Dec 1st

RT @wintr: RT @yyc: Month of New Music starts today with other #yyc twits under #monm. Check...

Dec 1st

It feels like all my friends conspired against me to make me feel like I’m the last single...

Dec 1st

Read a third of The Road tonight. How cheerful, I hope I dream about it.

Dec 1st