Dear IT department, a mobile site is not just an itty-bitty website.
Oh, that was my 13,000th tweet.
RT @lydyzze: This photo of Leonard Nimoy doing the shocker is just plain wrong and funny http://bit.ly/b5euti - The Spocker? Made my god …
Office discussion: Person 1: Each to their own. Me: Really? That’s your opinion on beastiality? Person 3: That chicken was asking for it
Apparently there are people in this world that STILL don’t know that Ultraman is Airwolf. http://bit.ly/bPiCBi Listen, now.
NEW BLOG POST: HP Riot. http://bit.ly/cQ3lXY I use the word “funk” like a zillion times in it.
RT @badbanana: Happy birthday to Jay Leno. Born April 28, 1950. Dies nightly at 11:35 eastern, 10:35 central.
RT @poploser: What the fuck is happening outside?
I’d love a filtering function that would allow me to block all tweets with @foursquare or the 4sq.com domain in them.
RT @Chet_Friendly: I think my love of pizza is only surpassed by my love of Pizza EVERYDAY.
Press releases should be easy to read quickly, which is why you sent me yours in all caps, centred across a 1000 pixel column, right?
That said, there are probably people who want to filter my complaining about @foursquare, Facebook and @stumbleupon links. /cc @zenx13
I need a socket set to fix my organ. #nopunintended
Disturbing. This one’s for all the runners in the house. http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/
RT @MathewJohn: @myownbiggestfan YOU ARE THE INTERNET!
Three episodes in and #treme is already trying to break my heart.
Cronenberg’s Crash isn’t available in HD? THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN?
RT @jennyholzer: SLIPPING INTO MADNESS IS GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF COMPARISON